Would you like to read a letter from the tooth fairy to the con artists called children ?

Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night.








While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:





( ) the tooth could not be found





( ) it was not a human tooth





( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny





( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor





( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash





( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you





( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails





( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action





( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy





( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received





( ) the tooth is still in your mouth





( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit





( ) no night light was on at the time of our visit





( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing





( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:





[ ] string





[ ] pliers





[ ] gunpowder





[ ] hammer marks





[ ] chisel





[ ] part of skull attached to tooth





[ ] no dental care





( ) other:








Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.








Sincerely, The Tooth Fairy

Would you like to read a letter from the tooth fairy to the con artists called children ?
you can have a star for that one
Reply:Lmao! That's great :D
Reply:fab ~ have a star!
Reply:haha, funny
Reply:i wish i'd had one of these when my kids were little,i'd have saved a fortune!!! love it lots of stars for that 1 !! lol
Reply:Wow,that was some finger exercise,wher did you extract it?please fill me in and I'll put it on file. Goodnight.
Reply:lol! very funny!
Reply:nice-seen one like ths.


do children still believe in these? many people say children aren't as naive or innocent or gullible as before.
Reply:hahahahahaha lmao
Reply:Very funny thanks for sharing.
Reply:Nice one thanks



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