How to know if your dentist is crazy?

Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.








His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"








Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.








Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.








He...ummm..licks his tools clean.








Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.








When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.








Wears a necklace made of human teeth.








Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.








Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

How to know if your dentist is crazy?
When he does impressions.......



































He does a very good one of Gordon Brown..
Reply:Lol thats a great list of funny stuff... lets not forget twitching and saying amen while doing an extraction!!
Reply:funny
Reply:he is. does he cackle?
Reply:Sometimes patients can be a little like crazy too.


Hear about the Texas oil millionaire that walked into the dentist's office, sat down in the chair and said, "Start drillin'."


The dentist checked his teeth and said, "There's nothing wrong here."


The Texan said, "Drill anyway. I feel lucky."
Reply:Great stuff. Lol. Just inspired me to look after my teeth to avoid dentists.
Reply:Wow that is excellent. Thank you. I enjoyed that. It gave me a right laugh. lol
Reply:very good have a star
Reply:LMAO!!





I had an alcoholic dentist once. I didn't need an anaesthetic, I was knocked out by the whiskey fumes on his breath! The bonus part is that he was so often drunk, he would forget to charge me!!
Reply:Yes very good, but why do they always start a conversation when your mouth is full of their surgical implements, and expect you to answer.
Reply:ha ha ha funny



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